For the record, the relationship charts are a little inaccurate. Not all Sadistic Semes want Dramatic Ukes. See, the groveling is the most fun, but I don't want to go up to someone and have them immediately be -grovelgrovelgrovel- all over me. Badass Ukes and other Semes can be much more fun, because they'll actually try and take control, letting a Sadistic Seme prove their dominance and always have to think on their toes to keep control of the situation. It's more fun to manipulate the groveling out of them than to have it willfully given. <3~Alex, Sadistic SemeA.
Ah, but Dramatic Uke are many times quite self-absorbed personalities, that can also be quite stubborn and mistrusting... so they aren't always going to be easy prey. (any dramatic uke want to write in and comment on this?)
We completely understand the desire and enjoyment in having a real challenge, but we don't recommend someone of a true Sadistic Seme personality going after a Badass Uke ~ unless you are one that is really only out for the thrill of hunting down a more dangerous uke, just for the excitement of the game... Be warned though, the Badass Uke may seem a good challenge, but an actual relationship between these personalities would most likely end very badly for both involved. The Badass Uke does want to be owned, body and soul ~ but only by a partner that can give back the stability and passion that they need. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Q.
I mean, ... I found the perfect match for myself which is a clueless uke with flaming uke traits. But sometimes, she asks for too much attention...?? How can i control her????~Miyuki Sakanghi, Opportunist Seme/ Chibi Seme traitsA.
It is definitely not unusual for a Flaming Uke (or Clueless Uke with Flaming traits) to want a lot of attention from their partner ~ well, and from everyone else, really. ^.~ Controlling your Clueless/Flaming Uke may be too much to hope for, since really, neither of these uke like to conform to another's wishes... and wouldn't that get kind of boring? Both of these personalities do usually respond well to gifts however, so perhaps your partner just needs an evening with you, playing some new video games, and cooking up snacks together. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Q.
Ok so I was wondering, what would happen if a badass uke was a little bit drunk and met this really hot sadistic seme, and would it be fanfic worthy, XD, not that I'm asking out of personal experience or anything like that. . . *cough* ~Aubs, Badass UkeA.
Okay, so Mr/s Personal Experience, tell us, would it be fanfic worthy? >_~ Personally, we think the Badass Uke would need to be more than a little bit drunk, and the Sadistic Seme would probably be dead in the morning, but then we're not going to spoil anybody's fantasy, and we're quite sure there are plenty of Yaoi/Yuri Fan Innocent Uke waiting for that fanfic. o_O~*~*~*~*~*~*~Q.
So like, is it at all possible to tell if someone is an Uke or Seme, just by lookin' at'em? :D~Demy-kunn, Clueless UkeA.
Actually, it's sometimes pretty easy to tell by sight which Seme/Uke Personality some people are ~ especially if they are able to be observed for just a bit. (and there are a few celebrities that we would really like to get to take the quiz just so we can confirm our suspicions) XD~*~*~*~*~*~*~Q.
I-I checked t-t-the c-c-compatibility chart-y thingie, a-and I w-was wondering -- W-Wouldn't a s-sadistic seme-y take advantage o-of a-any uke . . ? C-Cause I know one a-and . . *shudders* ~Wai, Innocent Uke >///<
Usually we get questions from Innocent Uke who think they *want* a Sadistic Seme, so you seem to be in the minority. *plans to start a campaign of "Protect Our Innocent Uke From Sadistic Yaoi/Yuri Fanfics"* O_o
A s-sadistic seme-y may find amusement in torturing an Innocent Uke, but our charts are really written for mutual
compatibility, and, well, the Sadistic Seme might quickly get bored after the first five fainting spells... [see question #1 for further insight, actually]~*~*~*~*~*~*~Q.
My friends all get different answers every time they take the test (we're girls, btw) but i ALWAYS get the Innocent Uke. And I'm NOT innocent AT ALL. I mean, I like to keep my childish disposition, but you should see some of my fanfics. They have shower scenes and everything! How can I be innocent!?!
kthanksbye =^^= ~WildShadow, Innocent UkeA.
Alright, that's the last time I'm going to warn you Innocent Uke to stay away from the fanfics! Really, one need not be naive to be an Innocent Uke [actually, one need not be "innocent" to be naive, but that's beside the point], all you need is a teddy bear collection and a foolish fantasy of romanticism (or sadism, take your pick). =D~*~*~*~*~*~*~Q.
Okay, my boyfriend refuses to admit he is a Chibi Seme! He keeps insisting that he is a Romantic/Sadistic Seme, and I keep telling him that there is no way he could be either of those! How in the world do you get through to a stubborn Chibi Seme? *glares at my Chibi Seme*~Hana-chan, Badass UkeA.
We're pretty sure the more worked up you get trying to prove to him that he's not a Romantic/Sadistic, the more enjoyment he's getting out of pretending he's not a Chibi... (sounds just like a chibi seme to us) *nods*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Q.
I was in a relationship with a DfWM Seme but i broke up with him but now he will not leave me the F **** alone.
So how will I get him to leave me alone ? ~kyuu, Badass UkeA.
You don't "break up" with a DFWM Seme. A DFWM Seme breaks up with you when he's good and ready...~*~*~*~*~*~*~Q.
What is it about a Clueless Uke that's just so alluring to an Opportunist Seme? Why do Opportunist Semes go for those Clueless Ukes? ~Faytalie, Opportunist SemeA.
I suppose they're just so wonderfully fun to toy with... being clueless and all. And easy to convince into a relationship if said Opportunist Seme falls hard for one, as they're generally not overly needy. But then I'm sure there are brave Opportunists out there chasing after some Badasses too. Of course that's like playing with fire. :D~*~*~*~*~*~*~Q.
Now, why is it that every time I brood, people hit on me, but when I start showing my true seme colors, they run away! My Badass Uke bestfriend told me because I look like an uke when I brood. Doesn't help that I'm quite small and on the petite side.
My seme friends...help! How do I get them not to run away without using a) ropes, b) tricks, or c) threats?
**By the way, if I wanted to send you something, where can I send it? I kinda got inspired with your page and I did something I wanna share with you.~Vindicated, Chibi SemeA.
Hmm... perhaps you're after the wrong kind of uke if they run away so quickly. D= Several of our seme see nothing wrong with using ropes, tricks, or threats, however, if those are a bother, is it possible to lure them in with chibi broodiness and then pounce with your true Seme self?
(And you can contact us and send anything [besides spam and porn] to the email admin@ [this domain])