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Questions for 8-29-10 ~ 29 Aug 2010
We've had some interesting answers for the innocent uke, Anoo ~ who wondered, "would a tall uke scare you away?"

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This is my response to Anoo, Innocent Uke. Personally i prefer my uke to be taller than me. I'm 5'4'' so it's not all that hard to find someone like that. That and the fact that you're cute helps the deal (=^.^=) I say that your seme will like you like that anyway. Height doesn't matter to alot of people. Work what you got...hope that answered your question. (=^.^=)
~Azmarrea, Chibi Seme ^(=^.^=)^


In response to the Tall Uke, height doesn't matter a bit. I'm well known throughout my friends as the most dominant seme possible, despite being 4'10". Little ukes are cute, but tall semes are great too. My advice- wear a tie! Us short semes love to yank people down to our height sometimes, and a tie is like a less conspicuous leash. :D
~Alex, Sadistic Seme

Thanks to Azmarrea, and Alex for writing in. Any more Seme (or Uke) want to offer some insight to the discussion? ^_^

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And now for a random letter!:D

Well, this isn't exactly a question, but this is really the only place I found to put it...sorry if that inconveniences you D: But anywho, onto the... umm... question... comment... thing. I would just like to say that I LUFFLE your website and I am SO GLAD that you made it! <3 I've taken the test at least three times and it keeps getting more fun every time I take it! I know that may not make a lot of sense but yeah...anyways. This is kind of silly of me, but mostly I just wanted to tell you that you did a good job and so hi. xD so...HI! -Glomps and runs away-
~Cookiecat, Innocent Uke

*waves to Cookiecat as they run away* :D Yay for awesome letters! And everyone is invited to submit to the quiz as many times as they'd like. ^_^ We're excited everyone is enjoying SemeUke.com, and we hope to add more content soon!

Questions for 8-25-10 ~ 25 Aug 2010
In our last Q&A session we asked for some Dramatic Uke responses to to clear up some misunderstandings about this personality, and the Dramatic Uke were ready to answer!

From Keaya:
A few comments regarding the answer to Alex's question.

Saying that a Dramatic Uke is easy prey is akin to calling an Innocent Uke strong and knowledgeable--it simply makes no sense. The Dramatic Uke is manipulative and dark, often seeking an escape from the abyss in our heads. If you're weak willed, unprepared, or have even the smallest fear for the dark unknowns in the human psyche--abandon all hope ye who enter our minds to tame our wills.

From Twlya:
Since when are dramatic uke expected to constantly go
grovelgrovelgrovel? We aren't programmed sex slaves perfectly made for whips and chains and well you get the point.... although they're fun... *not liking to admit it on internet*
I know for a fact that we can be a challenge at times, mainly when we feel alone and sad, and we're most susceptible when we show emotions even when
its anger.
My Bad ass traits make me a little more playful than average, but the fact remains the same, if you want more of a challenge get them when they're not expecting it! We like it when its not routine.
Now my question is: would a dramatic uke be able to live with a DFWM seme, or are they too little kinky and sadistic for our tastes?

A. And to answer your question, we think the DFWM Seme's incompatibility with the Dramatic Uke has less to do with kinky and sadistic tastes and more to do with the DFWM Seme's straightforward demeanor and inability to tolerate overly emotional personalities. *rolls eyes*

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Q.
Is it possible for someone to be badass uke with innocent uke traits? Or innocent uke with badass uke traits? Odd mix, i know, but i seem to fluctuate?

~ Stephanie, Badass Uke

A.
Despite the Badass Uke's badass-ness, this is a personality that can show a surprising amount of innocence and vulnerability at times. Perhaps that's what makes them so complex, and magnetic ~ this hidden side. ^.~ And so, it is entirely possible for a Badass Uke to appear quite innocent, but an Innocent Uke is truly innocent.

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Q.
I. don't. like. being. tied. up.

So how come I'm a dramatic (emo) uke? T_T

~Hanna, Dramatic Uke

A.
Because you don't like it? :D

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Q.
I have a split personality. It sucks. It's like, I'm a Romantic seme in the day but I turn into a Badass Uke at night. What am I? My last relationship ended badly because of this exact problem... Who is my soulmate? Will I ever find my compatible companion?

~Cain, Romantic Seme/Badass Uke

A.
Hmm... interesting dilemma. We suggest finding yourself a Chibi Seme, as they are adapting enough to deal with your split personality types, and would actually enjoy the variety. =D

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Q.
I have been having trouble keeping interest in a singular
partner for a while now...i have never kept interest in any one partner for more than a week or two at most... it's not that i don't mind being alone... but when i want to impose my will onto someone, most either refuse or stop having contact with me at all. I have to ask you guys for help. how do i spot the people that want 2 be told what to do.

~RedRum, Sadistic... Uke? o-O

A.
Here's our suggestion:
1. Go to a crowded mall, park, or other public gathering place full of victims.
2. Brush against someone, dropping some item that you are holding.
3. Loudly and angrily demand that the item be picked up.
4. The first person to run up and pick up your item is the person you are looking for. =D

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Q.
Question to all semes: Does height matter?

At 6ft I always feel like I should be shorter so I can find a taller seme and most semes I come across are smaller than me and it somewhat bothers me >.< But yeah...would a tall uke scare you away? (A cute one though ^_^ :P)

~Anoo, Innocent Uke

A.
Any seme want to write in and give your response to this question? (My Romantic Seme opinion would be that a cute uke is a cute uke!) ^_^

Questions for June 2, 2010 ~ 02 Jun 2010
Q.
For the record, the relationship charts are a little inaccurate. Not all Sadistic Semes want Dramatic Ukes. See, the groveling is the most fun, but I don't want to go up to someone and have them immediately be -grovelgrovelgrovel- all over me. Badass Ukes and other Semes can be much more fun, because they'll actually try and take control, letting a Sadistic Seme prove their dominance and always have to think on their toes to keep control of the situation. It's more fun to manipulate the groveling out of them than to have it willfully given. <3

~Alex, Sadistic Seme

A.
Ah, but Dramatic Uke are many times quite self-absorbed personalities, that can also be quite stubborn and mistrusting... so they aren't always going to be easy prey. (any dramatic uke want to write in and comment on this?)

We completely understand the desire and enjoyment in having a real challenge, but we don't recommend someone of a true Sadistic Seme personality going after a Badass Uke ~ unless you are one that is really only out for the thrill of hunting down a more dangerous uke, just for the excitement of the game... Be warned though, the Badass Uke may seem a good challenge, but an actual relationship between these personalities would most likely end very badly for both involved. The Badass Uke does want to be owned, body and soul ~ but only by a partner that can give back the stability and passion that they need.

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Q.
I mean, ... I found the perfect match for myself which is a clueless uke with flaming uke traits. But sometimes, she asks for too much attention...?? How can i control her????
~Miyuki Sakanghi, Opportunist Seme/ Chibi Seme traits

A.
It is definitely not unusual for a Flaming Uke (or Clueless Uke with Flaming traits) to want a lot of attention from their partner ~ well, and from everyone else, really. ^.~ Controlling your Clueless/Flaming Uke may be too much to hope for, since really, neither of these uke like to conform to another's wishes... and wouldn't that get kind of boring? Both of these personalities do usually respond well to gifts however, so perhaps your partner just needs an evening with you, playing some new video games, and cooking up snacks together.

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Q.
Ok so I was wondering, what would happen if a badass uke was a little bit drunk and met this really hot sadistic seme, and would it be fanfic worthy, XD, not that I'm asking out of personal experience or anything like that. . . *cough*
~Aubs, Badass Uke

A.
Okay, so Mr/s Personal Experience, tell us, would it be fanfic worthy? >_~ Personally, we think the Badass Uke would need to be more than a little bit drunk, and the Sadistic Seme would probably be dead in the morning, but then we're not going to spoil anybody's fantasy, and we're quite sure there are plenty of Yaoi/Yuri Fan Innocent Uke waiting for that fanfic. o_O

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Q.
So like, is it at all possible to tell if someone is an Uke or Seme, just by lookin' at'em? :D
~Demy-kunn, Clueless Uke

A.
Actually, it's sometimes pretty easy to tell by sight which Seme/Uke Personality some people are ~ especially if they are able to be observed for just a bit. (and there are a few celebrities that we would really like to get to take the quiz just so we can confirm our suspicions) XD

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Q.I-I checked t-t-the c-c-compatibility chart-y thingie, a-and I w-was wondering -- W-Wouldn't a s-sadistic seme-y take advantage o-of a-any uke . . ? C-Cause I know one a-and . . *shudders*
~Wai, Innocent Uke >///<

Usually we get questions from Innocent Uke who think they *want* a Sadistic Seme, so you seem to be in the minority. *plans to start a campaign of "Protect Our Innocent Uke From Sadistic Yaoi/Yuri Fanfics"* O_o

A s-sadistic seme-y may find amusement in torturing an Innocent Uke, but our charts are really written for mutual compatibility, and, well, the Sadistic Seme might quickly get bored after the first five fainting spells... [see question #1 for further insight, actually]

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Q.
My friends all get different answers every time they take the test (we're girls, btw) but i ALWAYS get the Innocent Uke. And I'm NOT innocent AT ALL. I mean, I like to keep my childish disposition, but you should see some of my fanfics. They have shower scenes and everything! How can I be innocent!?!

kthanksbye =^^=
~WildShadow, Innocent Uke

A.
Alright, that's the last time I'm going to warn you Innocent Uke to stay away from the fanfics! Really, one need not be naive to be an Innocent Uke [actually, one need not be "innocent" to be naive, but that's beside the point], all you need is a teddy bear collection and a foolish fantasy of romanticism (or sadism, take your pick). =D

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Q.
Okay, my boyfriend refuses to admit he is a Chibi Seme! He keeps insisting that he is a Romantic/Sadistic Seme, and I keep telling him that there is no way he could be either of those! How in the world do you get through to a stubborn Chibi Seme? *glares at my Chibi Seme*
~Hana-chan, Badass Uke

A.
We're pretty sure the more worked up you get trying to prove to him that he's not a Romantic/Sadistic, the more enjoyment he's getting out of pretending he's not a Chibi... (sounds just like a chibi seme to us) *nods*

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Q.
I was in a relationship with a DfWM Seme but i broke up with him but now he will not leave me the F **** alone.
So how will I get him to leave me alone ?
~kyuu, Badass Uke

A.
You don't "break up" with a DFWM Seme. A DFWM Seme breaks up with you when he's good and ready...

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Q.What is it about a Clueless Uke that's just so alluring to an Opportunist Seme? Why do Opportunist Semes go for those Clueless Ukes?
~Faytalie, Opportunist Seme

A.
I suppose they're just so wonderfully fun to toy with... being clueless and all. And easy to convince into a relationship if said Opportunist Seme falls hard for one, as they're generally not overly needy. But then I'm sure there are brave Opportunists out there chasing after some Badasses too. Of course that's like playing with fire. :D

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Q.
Now, why is it that every time I brood, people hit on me, but when I start showing my true seme colors, they run away! My Badass Uke bestfriend told me because I look like an uke when I brood. Doesn't help that I'm quite small and on the petite side.

My seme friends...help! How do I get them not to run away without using a) ropes, b) tricks, or c) threats?

**By the way, if I wanted to send you something, where can I send it? I kinda got inspired with your page and I did something I wanna share with you.
~Vindicated, Chibi Seme

A.
Hmm... perhaps you're after the wrong kind of uke if they run away so quickly. D= Several of our seme see nothing wrong with using ropes, tricks, or threats, however, if those are a bother, is it possible to lure them in with chibi broodiness and then pounce with your true Seme self?

(And you can contact us and send anything [besides spam and porn] to the email admin@ [this domain])

Questions for January 22, 2010 ~ 22 Jan 2010
Q.
How the hell do I get it through my Badass Uke's (with Dramatic Uke traits) thick skull that I'm not going to leave him?!

~Blueflamme - DFWM Seme

A.
A Badass Uke with Dramatic influences can sometimes be a very complex personality to understand. Playful and naughty one minute, quiet and contemplative the next... it's almost as if they have two sides to themselves - light and dark, and they feel both deeply. Maybe this is why they need such passionate reassurance in a relationship. To know the other person cannot live without them - would search the earth to find them - will save them from their own darkness...

Yeah, so really, it's part of what makes the Badass Uke who they are that they need more and more... When their partner understands this, and can give that more, this personality will become more trusting. We recommend a long slow massage to show your uke you care. ^_~

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Q.
Just out of curiosity, is the chibi seme really like, chibi? like small? i mean, wouldn't he be mistaken as a uke... i mean... i know this is a stupid question, but i was wondering =P
~DaiDai - Innocent Uke

Badass Uke: *ruffles Chibi Seme's hair* Bwahahahaha...

Chibi Seme: *growl...* ^__^ Chibi is a state of mind! Therefore, Chibi Seme need not be dimunitive. However, Chibi Seme can be mistaken for uke to the untrained eye - in fact, some can use that to their advantage. But a 'chibi' personality really just needs an excuse to have a little immature fun, to do and wear the things they want without social restraint, to confuse other people with a silly grin. The Chibi Seme sees your definition of Seme, and raises it to their own level. :D

But while being mistaken for uke can be an advantage in some situations, we've heard from some Chibi Seme who are frustrated at not being properly recognized as seme. So this seme, maybe more than others, sometimes needs an extra bit of cunning and confidence to catch their own uke.

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Q.
Why is this site so dark? ;_;
I want more light blue or pink. T_T

~Dougu-kun - Innocent Uke

A.
Are you sure you're on the right site?? We think you meant to go here. ^_~

Questions for January 13, 2010 ~ 13 Jan 2010
Q.
...Will you all ever actually update these questions. my Uke wont leave me the hell alone about this and it's really grating on my nerves.
~Censor - DFWM Seme

A.
Ahahaha, yes, our Seme and Uke are working on answering your questions. We should have some new ones up soon, so tell your uke to be ready! :D

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