Welcome. By hitsuzen, luck, or forces beyond your control, you have been brought to the realm of the Seme/Uke quiz. *beckons innocents towards the darkness* Come forth and embrace your destiny...

Just remember, we cannot take responsibility for any actions, relationships, bondage, or drunkenness that may occur as a result of the quiz. (So all you Badass Uke ~ it's not our fault that your seme knew exactly what you wanted to do with that rope and turned your plans against you) The quiz is meant for entertainment purposes only. Mmmm... yes...




Poll
Which new Seme/Uke result photo gets you feelin' it?
Badass Uke
Chibi Seme
Clueless Uke
DFWM Seme
Dramatic Uke
Flaming Uke
Innocent Uke
Opportunist Seme
Romantic Seme
Sadistic Seme
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SemeUke Music
Preview our Seme & Uke's theme songs! (*^o^)/

Flaming: Gackt - Vanilla

Chibi: Kra

Innocent/Clueless: An Cafe

DFWM: Hyde - Countdown

Badass/Dramatic: BUCK-TICK

Opportunist: L.MC - Liar Liar

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Hey there, my buttery fresh SemeUke.com friends! You've come by to see just what our sexy man, Kenichirou, is cooking up tonight, haven't you... Ooh, yeah... I recognize that hungry little glint of greediness in your eyes... can feel the want seeping through the soft, vibrating glow of the screen... ahh... come closer, my innocent readers... closer... breathe deep now... can you guess what it is...?

Oh, Fuck Yeah, baby!! It's Ken's ~ grilled to cheesy good gooey ecstasy ~ Grilled Cheese Sandwich! And you think our shiny muscular friend skimped out on the filling? Ah, Fuck No, he didn't... because my man, Ken, knows the importance of having just enough to satisfy your cravings... and then, slowly... teasingly... he adds a little bit more, oooh, yeah... just to get you down on your knees begging for it... Ahaha... well, 'cause he's just kinda sadistic like that.

And lookin' a shit ton of sexy standing there, Ken, with your goth inspired apron, and long plastic tool! Slim Male Friend sure thinks so... Caught you checking out a bit of muscularly buff goods, didn't I, my pale plastic one? Heh... not that I blame you for getting in a peek or two while he's all hot and sweaty over the stove like that...

hmmm...

hey, wanna go exfoliate, Ken...? turn on the water... get it all hot and steamy... and... hey, Slim Male Friend is totally invited too, well... 'cause it's only polite...

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