drunken Frenchman
Ah, damn, Ken... what *was* that last shit you posted up? Way to get us de-indexed with your drunken Frenchman imitation, my slick, ball-jointed friend...
*looks around*
Oh, hey there! Came back to see what's new, did you?
Just looking for a little fun? A little free entertainment? Well, how about today's search terms that brought some of you to the site... *takes a look*
what a seme tells the uke
Hmm... ten points for spelling correctly, my friend! And a big, fuck yeah! for getting educational with it! I mean this is some important shit... the words a seme bestows upon their uke can mean a recklessly hot night of fun... or if they fuck it up - a long night alone in front of the glossy, glowing screen with a bag of chips and the digicam.
Ah, man... but if you think for a moment that I'm going to spill the secrets of my craft... naw, it ain't happening, my semeuke.com readers... heh, not for free anyway.
Ah, but hey... we've got a new project for your perverted viewing pleasure... it's not ready yet, but soon... so check back tomorrow, and tell your friends to check back too... and hey, bring some snacks to share, 'cause fuck if I didn't run out of chips...
ah, shit...
