Welcome. By hitsuzen, luck, or forces beyond your control, you have been brought to the realm of the Seme/Uke quiz. *beckons innocents towards the darkness* Come forth and embrace your destiny...

Just remember, we cannot take responsibility for any actions, relationships, bondage, or drunkenness that may occur as a result of the quiz. (So all you Badass Uke ~ it's not our fault that your seme knew exactly what you wanted to do with that rope and turned your plans against you) The quiz is meant for entertainment purposes only. Mmmm... yes...