And now a special
Ken wants you to know he's always here for you...
Even if the world's treated you like shit... Ken is always here and waiting... and well, naked.
Ken understands... because man, he's been there. Well, I'm not sure exactly where Ken's been, but now he's here.
So come visit Ken everyday... and tell your friends to come visit Ken every day... unless your friends are no good asswads who screwed you over that one time, like a certain brother who left your ass in the middle of buttcrack nowhere so that he can move to the city and get a *cool* job while you're stuck shoveling cow shit... then, just tell them to fuck off... but tell them to come see Ken first.