Your Message Here
Oh, holy fuck, my SemeUke.com readers, do we ever have an outstanding offer for you today! Ooh, yeah... this is your chance to not only give back to Ken for always being there for you, but you get something completely awesome in return! YOUR WORDS on Ken's super sexy sign of awesomeness for ONE WHOLE DAY!! What will it cost you, you ask? $5 my friend! For only $5 you can rent Ken's sign to say whatever you'd like.
Birthday greetings, Love confessions, Apology notes, a shout out to your friends, or you just want to see something clever on Ken's sign... Ken is here for you! Advertise your twitter or tumblr? Haha, I see where you're going with that one... Ken is here for you! Okay, here's the rules ~ no spamming someone else's information without their permission and no full names ~ nothing too crude, insulting, or in bad taste. Ken *does* have a reputation to uphold here.
What you do: send your message with your payment of the $5 donation, and we'll have the messages up in the order we receive them! This is limited time only. And if your message is not approved for any reason, Ken will either ask you to edit, or he will send your payment back to you. OMG, FIRST!!1