Oh... hey there... lookin' for the quiz? Guess you found Ken instead.
And well, Ken's feeling a little unappreciated right now... I mean not even one like on Tumblr? Everyone's finger broken...? Or perhaps their clicking finger is just too far up their ass to reach the button...??
Ahahaha, but that's seriously kind of rude there, Ken...
And, well, see... Ken thinks he's been giving and giving here... and what does he ever get in return...?
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So can we really blame Ken for taking the quiz hostage? No, I think not. In fact, I'm totally behind you in this Ken... I'm sure we all are. And, damn, Ken... looking mighty hot and dangerous there with your stainless steel
So yeah... you want to see the quiz again? Of course you do... and what will it take?
The paying of the ransom, of course... and until the ransom is paid, Ken will hold the quiz hostage. So why not show Ken some love and donate, that is, if you ever want to know if you're supposed to top it or take it...
PLEASE DONATE AND MAYBE KEN WILL GET HIS SHINY PLASTIC ASS OFF MY CAPSLOCK. FUCK.