Welcome. By hitsuzen, luck, or forces beyond your control, you have been brought to the realm of the Seme/Uke quiz. *beckons innocents towards the darkness* Come forth and embrace your destiny...

Just remember, we cannot take responsibility for any actions, relationships, bondage, or drunkenness that may occur as a result of the quiz. (So all you Badass Uke ~ it's not our fault that your seme knew exactly what you wanted to do with that rope and turned your plans against you) The quiz is meant for entertainment purposes only. Mmmm... yes...




Poll
Which new Seme/Uke result photo gets you feelin' it?
Badass Uke
Chibi Seme
Clueless Uke
DFWM Seme
Dramatic Uke
Flaming Uke
Innocent Uke
Opportunist Seme
Romantic Seme
Sadistic Seme
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SemeUke Music
Preview our Seme & Uke's theme songs! (*^o^)/

Flaming: Gackt - Vanilla

Chibi: Kra

Innocent/Clueless: An Cafe

DFWM: Hyde - Countdown

Badass/Dramatic: BUCK-TICK

Opportunist: L.MC - Liar Liar

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Ransom
Oh... hey there... lookin' for the quiz? Guess you found Ken instead.

And well, Ken's feeling a little unappreciated right now... I mean not even one like on Tumblr? Everyone's finger broken...? Or perhaps their clicking finger is just too far up their ass to reach the button...??
Ahahaha, but that's seriously kind of rude there, Ken...
And, well, see... Ken thinks he's been giving and giving here... and what does he ever get in return...?
. . . . . . .

Ah... yeah.

So can we really blame Ken for taking the quiz hostage? No, I think not. In fact, I'm totally behind you in this Ken... I'm sure we all are. And, damn, Ken... looking mighty hot and dangerous there with your stainless steel hole puncher weapon...

So yeah... you want to see the quiz again? Of course you do... and what will it take?
The paying of the ransom, of course... and until the ransom is paid, Ken will hold the quiz hostage. So why not show Ken some love and donate, that is, if you ever want to know if you're supposed to top it or take it...





PLEASE DONATE AND MAYBE KEN WILL GET HIS SHINY PLASTIC ASS OFF MY CAPSLOCK. FUCK.

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