Hey... Ken, my man! Oh, and I see ya hanging out there too, Slim Male Friend. Lookin' hot, sexy, slim and toned, as always. <3
Ahh, It's great you've come back to the site, Ken... *hugs and gropes and all that* and I'm feeling all kinds of lame shit at interrupting your cool and creamy fun, but we've gotta have a talk. I mean, we pulled this site straight out of the shit tank... *flicks a few droplets of water from the screen* got people reading, checking us out, coming just to see *your* shiny naked ass, Ken... and a nice muscularly plastic ass it is, if I say so myself... but they're freakin' depending on you now.. remember all that shit about - always here, waiting... and well, naked? You can't just leave them hanging loose in the wind now... 'cause that's just fucked, my friend, and no better than being the only one left to scoop the cow shit... which I completely forgot to... aww... fuck... fuck.
Uh, yeah... so I can see Ken's sorry for being gone so long... mmm... and offering up some of that sweet creamy goodness he's sharing with Slim Male Friend to our SemeUke.com readers... can you taste the creamy goodness, my wanting readers? Let's just hope it's not expired as fuck, 'cause well, Ken doesn't always take things like that into consideration, and who knows how long that's been... hey, Ken, just where *did* you get that container?
...Oh. *blink* ...good call at politely declining the cool creamy goodness, my Slim Pale Flexible Friend...
So come back tomorrow, my SemeUke readers... 'cause Ken will be here, eager and waiting... and, yes, yes! you guessed it ~ still naked. And he may just have a special interactive kind of proposition for you... well, because we're all about interactive excitement here at SemeUke! But while you wait, be sure to click some of those ads down there, and feel good that when you do, you're supporting SemeUke.com and everything my man Ken here stands for. <3 Aw, fuck yeah.