Am I an Uke?
~ You may be an UKE ~
you tend to start your sentences with... "I feel..."
you've ever bought whipped cream with no intention of using it in the kitchen
you own any article of clothing with candy or cherries on it
you've ever said "rawr"
you've ever called someone "honey"
you've been banned from energy drinks
being clumsy makes you giggle
you've ever spent a night out being emo because your bangs got wet
you've ever even considered buying a thong
you just can't help but dance! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
you wear a tracking device around your ankle... just to keep you safe...
you've ever spent a night laying out on the lawn in the rain... all emo and waiting for someone to notice...
you've ever *asked* to be punished
you have a fascination with sharp objects
and ~ じゃじゃん。。。！
you've ever made a user name with the letters 'licious' in it
And you read this whole thing looking for someone to *tell* you you're an uke... Damn, that's uke...
Ahahaha, yeah... and well, we should point out, that some of you Chibi Seme may be able to relate to a few of these signs, but that's just 'cause you're secure enough in your seme-ness to have a little fun. <3