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Welcome. By hitsuzen, luck, or forces beyond your control, you have been brought to the realm of the Seme/Uke quiz.
*beckons innocents towards the darkness* Come forth and embrace your destiny...
Just remember, we cannot take responsibility for any actions, relationships, bondage, or drunkenness that may occur as a result of the quiz. (So all you Badass Uke ~ it's not our fault that your seme knew exactly what you wanted to do with that rope and turned your plans against you) The quiz is meant for entertainment purposes only. Mmmm... yes...
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Poll
Which new Seme/Uke result photo gets you feelin' it?
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Version 2.08
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Easily Spreadable
 Aww, do I have a special treat for you tonight, my most awesomest SemeUke.com readers... mmm, yeah... a new feature, buttery rich and easily spreadable ~ Let me introduce ~ Dinner with Ken~! Oh, smells good, doesn't it? Fuck yeah... Kenichirou knows how to rock the stove, oh, yeah... he does. See him rocking it? Ah, I can tell by the blush spreading across your round little cheeks you do... And just what does our shiny, muscular friend have for us tonight? Well, fuck me hard, it's shells and cheese! And not that crap in a box either... okay, I lied, it came from a box, but it's not just cheddar, it's creamy organic white cheddar. How's that for gourmet, my hungry little readers? So hurry up and grab a utensil from the drawer, sit back, and have dinner with Ken... 'cause fuck if he ain't here for you... and he cooks good too! *grabs a spoon and digs in*
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