Welcome. By destiny, luck, or forces beyond your control, you have been brought to the new home of the Seme/Uke quiz. The quiz emerged from the darkness on January 7, 2007 and was originally hosted at RumandMonkey.com. Since then, it has had over 266,000 hits in one year and we thought it was time to give it its proper place on the internet. We've updated things and added new original artwork to the image results, so whether you're new to the quiz or you've taken it before, you can still appreciate it. We plan on adding more content in the future, such as articles, new polls, and other things, so check back or feel free to link to us. And remember, we cannot take responsibility for any actions, relationships, or drunkenness that may occur as a result of this quiz. (Just because you're a Sadistic Seme doesn't mean you have to go out and torture a random uke. XD ) The quiz is meant for entertainment purposes only. 5-10-08 We're feeling fruity, so we've added a new poll! A seemingly innocent question... or is there some ulterior motivation? 5-1-2008 We've added our first poll, so go vote! Pick which seme or uke you feel is the yin for your yang. :D Along with our t-shirts, look for new seme/uke tote bags at Gesshoku.org! And we've got lots more planned for May, so check back soon!

Of these succulent fruits, which do you find most tempting? Strawberries Cherries Apples Tangerines Peaches Blackberries Kiwi Starfruit Pomegranate Grapes Version 2.08 Which seme or uke would you most want to be with on a warm, moonlit night, the wind caressing your bodies, as your lips... oh, you get the picture! Innocent Uke Clueless Uke Dramatic Uke Flaming Uke Badass Uke Romantic Seme Chibi Seme Opportunist Seme Sadistic Seme DFWM Seme