Welcome. By hitsuzen, luck, or forces beyond your control, you have been brought to the realm of the Seme/Uke quiz. *beckons innocents towards the darkness* Come forth and embrace your destiny...

Just remember, we cannot take responsibility for any actions, relationships, bondage, or drunkenness that may occur as a result of the quiz. (So all you Badass Uke ~ it's not our fault that your seme knew exactly what you wanted to do with that rope and turned your plans against you) The quiz is meant for entertainment purposes only. Mmmm... yes...

8-31-10
A new Is It Seme or Uke is up! And it's... yuri?? Yay! ^o^

Go vote!
8-25-10
If you look, you may find some updates to our Oshiete section. Mmm... they taste fruity! :D
6-2-10
The Oshiete! section has been updated with brand new questions and answers for you to absorb the wisdom of the Seme and Uke. =D
4-23-10
The relationships page has been updated! Due to loud demand from the fans we bring you Seme/Seme and Uke/Uke compatibility guides, to give you a better glimpse at who's best friends and who's worst enemies for the eternally curious.
3-15-10
March 20 is SemeUke Day! Who feels like celebrating with some cupcakes baked by our resident Innocent Uke! (Oh, those ones on the right... those are the Badass Uke's cupcakes... don't eat those. Eat the rainbow sprinkled ones. <_<)
Anyway, I wonder if we can think up something interesting to put on the site for SemeUke day...? What would you guys like to see on the SemeUke site? (Tell us through Oshiete or Twitter!)

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