Cheesecake Ah, hey there, my SemeUke friends! *waves a peace sign* Come back to see Ken, did you? Well, he's here and waiting for you... and lucky you, today you get not only Ken for entertainment, but the always eloquent, always accessorized (wanna see his piercing do you?).... the always ready for fun ~ Slim Male Friend! And here they are kicking back, relaxing, just hanging out after their long day of working... for *you*, my friends! Fuck yeah! Ken and Slim Male Friend posed it up all day just for the SemeUke fans, doing a little cosplay of our SemeUke personalities. And oh, man... am I ever excited to see these photos go live! Ahaha, and I can't deny it, there was a little roleplaying going on during this shoot... 'couldn't really be helped, huh, Ken? Heh... but don't worry, Ken... I deleted those... yeah... But yeah, all new Seme and Uke photos for the fans are what I'm talking about! Artistic shots with literary value, just like I promised, my friends! So, go on... you know you wanna - clicky click those thumbnails provided for your clicking pleasure, and check 'em all out! And if that gets you all warm and excited, you can then head on over to the quiz and take it again, and well... see who you get. Ah, man... I know I'm impressed... and hey, if you wanna show your appreciation for someone getting off their lazy ass and keeping this site from going down the shit tank, and show how much you love Ken and Slim Male Friend, why not send us over a donation! Seriously, your donations might be all that keeps the ramen coming, and man does Ken ever eat a fuck ton of ramen.... hey, at least click some of those ads down there... I mean, damn... And I just have to say it, fuck yeah, Ken... really rockin' those abs in that don't fuck with me shot! Looking so hot and serious... hope I don't run into you in a dark alley... or... well, just maybe I do... <3 Ooh, and way to sneak in a little ass cheek in that dramatic shot, Slim Male Friend... seriously got me standing at attention. Slim Male Friend Ah, hey there, Ken~! oooh, but wait... what's this? It looks like our man Ken has found himself a bit of slick and sexy company of the plastic variety! *thumbs up ~ wink ~ wink* Ahaha, but we're not here to delve into your personal affairs, Ken, as intensely curious as all our semeuke.com readers must be... no, they'll just have to be satisfied with their plastic daydreams of perverted lust... heh, but no, we just want a proper introduction, don't we? C'mon, say it with me, my friends ~ Fuck Yeah, we do! Get ready SemeUke.com readers, as Ken and I would like to now present for your admiration and adoration, the always slim, the always male (well, ever since that epoxy job)... the always naked and ready for ramen... ~ Slim Male Friend ~ oooh... ...and freakin' hot there sitting on those bananas, if I do say so myself... *watches as Slim Male Friend poses it up for the semeuke.com audience* Excited about those photos now, aren't you my friends...?! Ahahaha, fuck yeah, you are... Literary Value Ahh... those were some damn good eats the other night, don't you agree there, Ken? Heh, fuck yeah, I hear you, my friend. Nothing like a nice hot bowl of ramen to get energized and inspired... and, ahahaha, yeah... did Ken ever get inspired... In fact, he got so excited that he invited Slim Male Friend over for a photoshoot! Ahh, I see your eyes lighting up at that one, my shamelessly perverted readers, but naw... I'm not talking about plastic porn, my friends, I'm talking about artistic works here, this is shit with literary value... or it would be if there were words, and not just asses... or maybe words on asses...? Aww, well... anyway... Ken and Slim Male Friend had fun doing something productive for the site, and that's all that really matters. Oh, you say you wanna see...? Heh, Ken thought you might feel that way, and I totally recognize that wanting look on your wide eyed faces... but you must wait, and be surprised... Until then, keep coming back to see Ken, and remember to tell your friends to come see Ken... because well, after all he's done for you, it would be rude not to. <3 Now go eat a banana! You know you want one... Oh, and just so you know, Ken and I can totally see the search terms that bring you to our site... ahahaha, you people are all kinds of fucked up... << Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 Next >> Content Management Powered by CuteNews